Pumpkin Pie Theft 2011

Following a fabulous Sunday dinner conjured up by Eve, an unknown rogue desecrated the sumptuous pumpkin pie and fled the scene prior to the arrival of the security detail. Unbeknownst to the unnamed assailant, evidence documenting this dastardly deed was captured by a remote camera which was monitoring the unsecured location of said dessert. Below are detailed images of the suspect as she commits this heinous act. If you know the name and location of the suspect, please contact authorities immediately.

This image suggests that the suspect was possibly aware of the location of the security camera, thus leading us to believe it may have been an inside job.

The suspect left behind DNA evidence on the spoon pictured above. If such a spoon has been used in similar criminal acts, please forward the case number and details of the event to us.

Note the wanton disregard of proper pie consuming etiquette.

The scoundrel will pay for her deviant behavior once she is identified and apprehended.