My Tender Hot-CoCo Lovin’ Man


So we’re at a big year end work dinner with all of Sean’s Police Officer buddies at Maggiano’s on Wednesday night. The guys that Sean works with are all “manly- men” so to speak. They drink a lot of Beer, watch football, love guns, and part of their job requires them to beat people up for a living. (This of course, Is not a Rodney king type of beating, and force is only used when required for officer safety).

Anyways, the dinner is winding down, everyone has had a few drinks, and the waiter comes around for any last requests of coffee, wine or dessert. A few people opt for coffee, the waiter leaves the table, and then Sean shouts-

“Do you have any Hot-Co Co?”

He got a lot of slack from the guys for ordering such a child’s drink-

Everyone got a lot of laughs in at Sean’s expense- but Sean didn’t care. He said, "Baby, I’m your Tender Hot CoCo lovin’ Man!"